Genital Jousting tells the story of “John”, a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
About The Game
Game play has a traditional mode where you simply enter and be entered for points until the round is over. It’s a good way to learn the mechanics but we quickly switched to Party Mode where you get a quick-fire sequence of contests including wrestling, races, herding li’l doggies and a, erm, Splatoon-style “paint the arena” level. Each mini game happens quickly and most are over within 30 seconds to a minute aside from the occasional wrestling stand-off.
Although the mini games are technically locked, you can unlock them all in the options which is good since playing the same two over and over would get old fast. After five games, a winner is declared and you start all over. It’s pretty simple and there isn’t much depth but the controls are good, the game is colorful and fun to look at and everyone stayed amused for 90 minutes and left feeling good about the game.
A few quick points: One, the mini games could stand to be a little longer. I don’t want to spend five minutes eating little blue pills with my butt, but some games are over within seconds and that just makes them repeat that much faster. Secondly, it’s a little baffling that the developers don’t offer a 4-game pack because you’ll need to bring your own friends and you really want at least three people in a game (four is better). A 4-game pack instead of trying to convince three friends to buy in seems like an obvious choice. There’s not much in the way of public games and engaging in dong-to-dong combat is best among friends.
OS: Windows 7 or later
Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
How to Download & Install
click on the blue ‘download now’ button. Now let the download begin and wait for it to finish.
right click the .zip file and click on “Extract the game” To do this you must have WinRAR,
Double click inside the game.exe